- Wally: Come quick! Mollianne exploded all over the guest bedroom!
- Jeff: Uh... I think you guys are gonna have to repaint this room.
- Me: Bowls! Bowls! Holy Crap! We need more bowls!
- Jeff: Don't even go in the bathroom. It might be worse than the bedroom!
- Wally: Where is this kid's mother? What in the world did she eat that was green?
- Me: Mollianne it's okay. Can I get you anything?
- Jeff: NO! Don't put anything else in her. Her head just stopped spinning around!
- Wally: Jeff, get Mollianne and go sit down in the recliner and take care of her. Heather and I will clean this up. (However what came out sounded more like this: Jeff, get Mollianne and get your ass in your van, and get back over to Mom's in Greensburg! I will bring your wife and daughter there tomorrow!)
- Wally: I think I am going to need a putty knife to get this off! And I'm sorry my dog ate your underpants!
- Jenny: After waking up, Yawn... (with a big stretch) that was the best I have slept since we left Texas! Why do you guys look so tired?
What can you say?
- Rain slickers for 8 from the $1store: $2.00
- 8 tickets to the Indians game: $70.00
- Hot dogs and popcorn for the kids: $100.00
- Spending quality time with family: PRICELESS
1 comment:
Ha! Too funny!
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